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Leopold:
I tell you, that thing is a damn hazard!
Kate:
It's just a toaster!
Leopold:
Why is it claled a toaster when it produces no toast, but simply warm bread, and inserting it two times produces charcoal? The ideal toaster would have one and a half insertions to produce the correct toast.
Kate:
You know something?
Nobody gives a rat's ass that you have to push the taost down twice, and you know why? Because everybody pushes their toast down twice!
Leopold:
Not where I come from!
Kate:
Oh, right.
Where you come from, toast is a rseult of reflection and study!
Leopold:
Ah yes, you mock me. But perhaps one day when you've awoken from a pleasant slumber to the secnt of a warm bioche smothered in marmalade and fresh creamery butter, you'll understand that life is not solely composed of tasks, but tastes.
Kate:
[mesmerized] Say that again.
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